Damn You Connie Schultz!

by Eric on February 7, 2006 · View Comments

I really didn’t wanna have to use this again, but you force me to:

Bloggerbalm

BSB has the details, but I can’t resist this snippet:

Some of us, though, are just tongue-on-the-cold-sore kind of people. We seek the pain we hate, reading bloggers who only heap more misery on the collective weariness of a world already hunched over from life’s burdens.

Having an off-Pulitzer day are we? “We seek the pain we hate, reading bloggers who only heap more misery on the collective weariness of a world already hunched over from life’s burdens”? LMAO. That is truly award worthy stuff right there.

BSB calls it “incoherent stream of claptrap”. I can’t say I disagree. My response?:

1? oz beeswax pearls
1 oz cocoa butter
1? oz shea butter
2 ozs. sweet almond oil
1-2 teaspoons flavor oil
1 teaspoon vitamin E liquid (optional, as a preservative)
stir in liberal amount of blogads

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Tim Russo February 7, 2006 at 4:26 pm

careful, there, eric. using profanity on connie’s virgin ears…..

Pounder February 7, 2006 at 10:55 pm

We gotta get some of those balms made up for Brown events and hand them out I think.

Eric February 7, 2006 at 11:03 pm

already got ‘em worked up. couple cases of chap stick and we are good to go – lol.

or maybe we could dig up some dirt and email wingnut blogs about it?

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