Pullins Redefined (Hilarious)
OK, we all know how Rick Santorum’s last name was redefined. If you don’t, find out. Jess Hess comes up with an equally amusing remixed definition of the term “pullins”:
pullins (PULL-ins) n. 1. Those annoying little pieces of toilet paper that stick to your penis after you clean yourself up following a group masturbation session?
I raise my pint of Guiness and say to Sir Jeff: Brilliant!
My week of laughter is complete. See ya’ll next time!


