More Hickman Hilarity - The Official Dave Hickman Thread

Funniest thing I’ve read all week. Hands down. In a comment at RightAngleBlog. Yes, the wingnut capital of Ohio. One of the last remaining places that will allow this “true progressive patriot” to comment. His lunatic rage has him aligned with Christofascist Wingnut Homophobes. I’ts lovely. For entertainment purposes only. Do not try this at home.
Dave Hickman said,
Wrote on October 11, 2007 @ 8:05 am
I�m sure Matt appreciates, even if secretly, that PlunderDUMB Eric Vessels and Frat Pig BS Blogger Jerid Kurtz pops in to comment here at RAB� traffic is traffic� even if it�s the junk Vessels and Kurtz drags in.
Similarly, I always appreciate recognition and acknowledgment that what I write is being planted in everyone�s brains� so much so that people can imitate me pretty damn well (except I don�t use the word �mistruths� very often. I�d use �misleading� and/or �misinformation� in some way).
As for the journalistic style that PlunderDUMB Eric speaks of (regarding paragraph structure). Well, I�d do that if I were writing front-page posts (stories). However, me making comments doesn�t obligate me to use any style at all (except �Hickmania� style).
So, get off your High Plains Drifter shoot-em up horse there OK Corral Eric. Then put on the �Rocky� movie soundtrack and challenge everyone here at RAB to a boxin� match.
Later, you can meander down to a babbling brook to meditate while water flows over rocks in your head as you say �OM� softly and drift off into your special buddha belly nirvana trance and/or jump up-and-down doing a tippy-toe fairy dance, in front of the Progress Ohio offices, for all I care.
Jerid, I�ll save my Hickmania fun regarding you for later. I have some new material brewin� for YOU !!! I�ll give you a hint though, it has something to do with your fascination about posting pictures of yourself and how that all fits in with narcissism and why all your BS Blog front pagers are fleeing for �greener pastures� so they aren�t constantly expected to look at frat pig pictures of you or indirectly forced to read about your idiotic escapades in grab ass-ery such as the New Hampshire playtime project that had funding support from Mary Jo Kilroy and Marian Harris (a tarnished bad reflection on their judgment).
BWWWAAA-HA� Bite Me � and keep on babblin� on !!
Come back again to help increase Matt�s traffic while you both watch your respective blogs die slow deaths.
BWWWAAA-HA and another BWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA !!!
HICKMANIA is on the loose. Come and chase me around the Ohiosphere if you�re petty enough and/or dumb enough to even care about my �med�-less state of mind. I�m CRAZY� I tell ya� just plain CRAZY� come catch me if you can� BWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
Censor me, ban me and kick me around� It�s my purpose in life� BECAUSE I�M CRAZY and according to Jerid�s 3,000th request, I guess he thinks I need to take some �meds� � WHATEVER !!!
There�s a freakin� psychologist that creates voices in every lying BS Blogger�s head, by that I mostly mean the voices inside Jerid�s head (at least there�s something in his head, but certainly not brains).
- Note: If you feel real up for it, you must check out Jerid’s fantastic impersonation over at RAB. Classic shit.
PS - Maybe Dave can stop in and share with us how sales on his new book are going (cover above).



He’s not allowed to comment, but I am. And this is gold Jerry! Hickmania comment follows:
HICKMANIA !! | dabruh1964@yahoo.com | IP: 75.187.xx.xx
book sales arent off the ground because Im a CRAZY blogswarm all by myself. I havent had time to do my worldwide book tour as a result. Maybe, just maybe someday Ill find a bit of time to promote my already world renowned book.
Also, another reason I havent been able to do book promotion is that I am supposedly CRAZY because Im not takin whatever meds that Jerid Kurtz of the BS Blog prescribes (Jerid aka - Mr. Young Punk 1st-Year-Law-School student and supposed expert-on-everything who even thinks hes a Psychiatrist and who likes to play grab-ass in New Hampshire because he could do it on Mary Jo Kilroy and Marian Harris dime).
Finally, I simply cant promote a book when Im in the middle of building a website named:
ExposingOhioDINOdumbassDLCers.com
Right now Im creating the David Leland and Chris Redfern DLC Connections Web page along with another web page named Bloggers Talkin in Circles (a critique of the BS Blog and PlunderDUMB & Dumbers)
So, as you can see, the HICKMANIA !! crew is hoppin with activity. Come join us if you dare its a wild ride !!!
Bueye bueye PlunderDUMB Eric. Its buddha belly trance tippy toe dancin for you. Go relax by the babblin brook with water washin over rocks in your head.
Remember to repeat OM a zillion times in your quest to transcend into Nirvana and to become a gun-slingin cowboy-ish of a blogger boxin champ !!
You might even replace Ali as The Greatest. But, youll have to loose the Buddha belly first.
http://www.ali.com/