John McCain is not on Viagra?
So McCain “released” his medical records today.
In case you haven’t been following this, “released” means that he let a couple of reporters review 1,173 pages of medical records for 3 hours. No copies. No pictures. Just notes.
Fucked up, right?
I figured CNN would send crack medical reporter Sanjay Gupta, and I was right.
I just saw Sanjay listing off the medications McCain has been prescribed. The list includes: Simvastatin, Hydrochlorothiazide, Amiloride, Aspirin, Zyrtec, Ambien CR, etc.
Know what I didn’t see?
Viagra.
Supposedly over 70 percent of 70-year-old men have erectile disfunction.
So it’s pretty likely that McCain is in this category.
Kind of leaves me wondering if:
A. The medical records are incomplete
or
B. McCain isn’t getting any
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