John McCain is not on Viagra?

  • Posted by Joseph
  • May 23, 2008

So McCain “released” his medical records today.

In case you haven’t been following this, “released” means that he let a couple of reporters review 1,173 pages of medical records for 3 hours. No copies. No pictures. Just notes.

Fucked up, right?

I figured CNN would send crack medical reporter Sanjay Gupta, and I was right.

I just saw Sanjay listing off the medications McCain has been prescribed. The list includes: Simvastatin, Hydrochlorothiazide, Amiloride, Aspirin, Zyrtec, Ambien CR, etc.

Know what I didn’t see?

Viagra.

Supposedly over 70 percent of 70-year-old men have erectile disfunction.

So it’s pretty likely that McCain is in this category.

Kind of leaves me wondering if:

A. The medical records are incomplete

or

B. McCain isn’t getting any

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