There, the blogging dens of resistance quickly began their fury of emails. An electronic battery of fiery darts flowed swiftly but silently through the veins of technology. Feverish fingers frantically clicking coast to coast, crashing and burning our tragically naive – yet sparkling website.

It could, in fact, be their ticket to greatness. Who needs to sell racist monkey dolls when you have abilities like this!

Except for the response from the manufacturer, it certainly could be.

It just has to be. I mean seriously. “electronic battery of fiery darts flowing swiftly but silently through the veins of technology”?

I will say this in the event it is. Bloody brilliant and utterly hilarious. Except for the racist monkey bit, of course, which deserved to get smacked.

No one ever pushed religion on me.

No one ever judged me for showing up late because I’d been out drinking the night before.

And no one ever gave me shit for having multiple cups of coffee throughout the day to keep me going at work. (Mormons don’t consume caffeine, in case you didn’t know)

My point here being: no one at PB attacked you because of your religion, David & Elizabeth.

We were simply pointing out that you are a couple of wanna-be “entrepreneurs” who thought their big break would come by selling an obviously racist product to a bunch of other racists.

Not exactly a winning business plan there, kids.

I do hope they keep writing though. I never knew we were “An electronic battery of fiery darts flowing swiftly but silently through the veins of technology.” I think I shall add that to our description of the site.

ROFL.

There’s an update saying that they have other opportunities to put it into production…

Thanks for playing!

Maybe you can get some wingnut controlled plush toy manufacturer to make your vile little monkey dolls and then run an ad on Right Blogs everywhere. Maybe accessorize the little guy with a rifle and a “cold dead fingers” tee shirt.

Dare to dream!