There’s an empty reserved seat next to you, you may fill it with a friend or colleague of your choice at any time.

The next two weeks will be a bit of a bumpy ride, but we encourage you to look out the window at the passing scenery to sooth your journey. Your bay window will give you a nice view of American history as it passes.

On November 4 there will be a reception in the dining car, you are invited to give the toast. White tie is requested, alternatively, you may present in Army dress whites, as all military on board has been instructed. As a 4-star general, this is, of course, at your discretion.

The engineer at the front of the train has instructed all O-Train train staff and passengers to see to it your ride on the O-Train is as comfortable as possible. In that spirit, we have provided you with silk pillows and an intercom you can use to call on any American on board for assistance.

We have searched for and discarded all test tubes on board, in case they might remind you of your previous train transport provider. We understand your previous train company served you poorly. That will not happen here.

Again, welcome aboard General, and enjoy your journey into the future.