From the monthly archives: March 2009

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Bye DL, and Thanks!

On March 5, 2009 By

Just when I was starting to like his show. Joe told me a while back that it wasn’t as bad as you’d think. CNN canceled his show. Oh well, at least we got this:

I actually watched this live and was smiling from ear to ear after the “ugly incendiary” comment. Thanks DL!

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LOL. Her name is a part of the American pop culture lexicon now and she’s none too happy about it. Somebody call the wahmbulance:

You bet that I’ll still come and watch you? Um…no.

…and what’s up with the 16 year old bangs?

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President Obama recently announced that he plans to change some crappy Bush-era policies allowing doctors and pharmacists to refuse care to female patients who need contraceptives or want to terminate their unwanted pregnancies.

Anti-choice nutjobs are, of course, pissed off. But this time they are taking a new approach. Instead of their normal accusations that The President supports killing babies, they are accusing him of giving women breast cancer. Seriously.

According to Karen Malec, president of the Coalition on Abortion/Breast Cancer (and noted wingnut):

Basic medical texts acknowledge that women can help prevent breast cancer by having more [...]

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Best 8.5 minutes EVER!

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The Daily Show With Jon StewartM – Th 11p / 10c CNBC Gives Financial Advice

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No, it’s true – by a small but significant margin, statistics show that “red states” (particularly religious red states, such as the Bible Belt) consume more porn than average, and more than “blue” states.

Eight of the top 10 pornography consuming states gave their electoral votes to John McCain in last year’s presidential election ? Florida and Hawaii were the exceptions. While six out of the lowest 10 favoured Barack Obama.

Hrm. So who exactly is responsible for the “moral degradation of American society”? Liberals?

Residents of 27 states that passed laws banning gay marriages boasted 11% more porn [...]

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Jonathan Krohn, that 14 year old conservative kid who spoke at CPAC this weekend, was on CNN this morning and I swear to God he was wearing clown makeup – which seems completely appropriate given his ridiculously hilarious message…

I’d be much more impressed if he learned how to juggle chainsaws or something cool like that.

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Yeeeehaaaaaa:

RACIST JOKES: ?Nearly one in six Tennesseans has told a joke about Barack Obama?s race, and three-fourths say they?ve heard or read at least one, even though only 15 percent of Tennesseans say they would find such a joke funny.?

I’d put this at 4 in 6 and take the over.

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FF to 3:03 here:

“I realize that passing this budget won?t be easy. Because it represents real and dramatic change, it also represents a threat to the status quo in Washington. I know that the insurance industry won?t like the idea that they?ll have to bid competitively to continue offering Medicare coverage, but that?s how we?ll help preserve and protect Medicare and lower health care costs for American families. I know that banks and big student lenders won?t like the idea that we?re ending their huge taxpayer subsidies, but that?s how we?ll save taxpayers nearly $50 billion and make [...]

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Judging by a number of recently introduced bills, some Republicans just haven’t figured out that a) the country is in the middle of a huge economic crisis and b) the Democrats are in power.

Rep. Peter King [R-NY] for example still thinks someone gives a shit about making English the national language (read: hating on immigrants).

He just introduced H.R. 1229: National Language Act of 2009 intending to make “English as the official language of the Government of the United States”.

Any idea what “No tengo dinero” means, Mr. King?

Rep. Todd Tiahrt [R-KS] proposed a whereas-filled and [...]

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