Hazmat suits. Unmarked envelopes. Strange substances. Oh my!
It’s…
It’s……
[Screams]
Apparently the conservative teabagging is causing quite the scare in mailrooms across the country. I guess organizers did not correctly inform teabaggers how to teabag without causing security concerns. It’s now a national security issue. Hazmat crews have been called in. Additional security will be necessary.
You know me. I do love irony. Imagine the shock and dismay among the teabagging faithful when they realize their little shenanigans is costing lots of money in hazmat response and additional security. Money that – guess what? – is raised through taxes!
You almost want to pat them on the head and say “there, there”.
