From the monthly archives: April 2009

What Higher Taxes? Part Deux

On April 15, 2009 By

The White House answers the teabag lunacy in a cool, calm, collected manner:

Pressed repeatedly to respond to the Tea Party demonstrations taking place right outside the White House gates, spokesman Robert Gibbs largely stuck to the numbers. The president, he stressed, had just recently passed a “tax cut that covers the most people in the history of this country.”

“The president promised significant tax relief for working families of this country, and in the first month of the administration delivered that to the American people,” Gibbs said.

Reporters were unrelenting in the questioning, seeking more and more comment [...]

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Update: After a robot recovered and inspected the package thrown over the fence into the White House lawn, the teabaggers have been allowed back into that area. Additional tax expenditure caused by this and other incidents will be lost completely on these fools.

DC Teabagging has been nixed:

UPDATE 2:15 P.M. The second tea party protest in Washington, D.C., outside the White House, was just shut down by police. A Secret Service agent told Huffington Post’s Arthur Delaney that a demonstrator had thrown a package over the fence onto the White House lawn.

Duh.

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What Higher Taxes?

On April 15, 2009 By

My taxes have gone down. Big ass refund coming too (double last year). My take home pay has also increased since February.

What has yours done?

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Obama Tax Day Genius

On April 15, 2009 By

In just under an hour President Obama is going to completely diffuse this tax day teabagging nonsense. How, you say? Easy:

WASHINGTON ? On the day of the deadline for Americans to file their tax returns, President Barack Obama will talk about restoring fairness to the tax code and providing tax relief to working families.

Then he’ll be off to Mexico and the Carribean. Business as usual. Ignoring the insanity and giving the wingnuts enough rope to hang themselves.

So at the end of the day we’ll have cool, calm, collected Obama tell us about restoring actual fairness [...]

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Kevin Coughlin Sex Scandal?

On April 14, 2009 By

I’ve been waiting for an excuse to use this picture…

And Tim just gave me one:

Sources say that during the summer of 2004, perhaps longer, he carried on a relationship with a younger woman. At the time she was a 24-year-old employee of the University of Akron, an attractive brunette who had worked on Coughlin?s campaign for State Senate. He was the 34-year-old, married, handsome rising star of the Summit County GOP ? smart and ambitious, but also prone to blowing off campaign appointments to spend time with his girlfriend.

Stay classy, Kevin.

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2M4M 4Ever!

On April 14, 2009 By

2M4M ya’ll. Whaddup!!!

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Hazmat suits. Unmarked envelopes. Strange substances. Oh my!

It’s…

It’s……

TEABAG TERROR!!!!!!!!

[Screams]

Apparently the conservative teabagging is causing quite the scare in mailrooms across the country. I guess organizers did not correctly inform teabaggers how to teabag without causing security concerns. It’s now a national security issue. Hazmat crews have been called in. Additional security will be necessary.

You know me. I do love irony. Imagine the shock and dismay among the teabagging faithful when they realize their little shenanigans is costing lots of money in hazmat response and additional security. Money that – guess [...]

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I’m Eric Cantor and I’m the Republican Whip. I want you to know that we have idears too! We do! Ours are like totally different than the Socialist President and his Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac friends. Like, totally. So leave us alone! Our idears have nice soothing cartoon characters to make you think everything is OK and that we are not evil bastards out to rob you blind and reward our corporate paymasters:

Leave.

Us.

Alone!!!!

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Ahoy!

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Twitter Updates for 2009-04-13

On April 13, 2009 By

LOL. Glenn Beck has been on a comedy tour for years now! http://tr.im/iIQV #

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Americans to Dick Cheney: STFU

On April 13, 2009 By

Seventy-two percent of those questioned in the poll, which was released Monday, disagree with Cheney’s view that some of Obama’s actions have put the country at greater risk, with 26 percent agreeing with the former vice president.

EOM

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