With the secular War on Christmas safely behind us and no lingering mushroom clouds, Bill O’Reilly has declared total victory over bellicose atheists, agnostics and everyone who spent Christmas Day frantically preoccupied with hauling gift wrappings and broken toys to the backyard shed.
As peace is restored, a jubilant Fox News is now said to be preparing to feature O’Reilly as a wise man in a new version of a Nativity Scene that will appear on billboards and in theater lobbies by late autumn; meantime Sarah Palin is being asked to accept a role as Glenn Beck’s Valentine to stave off a bloody war against that colorful celebration by the Chicago mob. As you can see, Fox never leaves anything that might impair America’s spiritual health to chance – not even Macy’s basement.
- Lighter Side: Even Cheney Needs A Break From His Heavenly Chores
- The Lighter Side: Goodness Gracious, Rummy’s Back To Ape The President
- Lighter Side: Ohio Legislature A Fertile Ground For GOP Dinosaurs
- Lighter Side: Cloning Machine Goes Haywire As John Kasich Prepares To Run For Ohio Governor And President In 2016