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Ohio politics is generally the topic here at Plunderbund (when we aren’t talking about Ohio sports, of course). But a few topics and politicians anger me so much that I can’t help but write about them.

David Vitter is one of those politicians. Mainly because his political views and political actions so often touch on the topics that anger me so much.

David Vitter rails against same-sex marriage for being ‘anti-family’ but he’s been caught sleeping with prostitutes on multiple occasions.

And despite this horribly obscene and contradictory behavior David Vitter has – for reasons I have no fucking […]

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A few years ago Louisiana Senator David Vitter (who is married) was outed as a frequent client of a major DC prostitution ring. And while he was paying thousands of dollars to have sex with young hotties in our nation’s capital, he was also giving speeches espousing the sacredness of the pact of marriage between a man a woman – and ONLY between a man and a woman.

Not only is David Vitter is a hypocritical, homophobic fucktard – but he is also a liar, a chronic adulterer and real, honest-to-goodness asshole.

Today I read that David Vitter is up […]

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Last month David Vitter fought the FDA ban on raw oysters.

Over the past few weeks he’s focused exclusively on protecting the health of young women’s breasts.

Could his motives be any clearer?

You heard it here first:

David Vitter plans to quit the Senate to open a Hooters franchise.

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Eating Gulf Coast oysters is dangerous. So dangerous, in fact, that the FDA recently announced it was planning to ban the sale of raw oysters harvested from the Gulf of Mexico in order to prevent people from getting horribly ill and possibly dying from the deadly bacteria (Vibrio vulnificus) that thrives in these bivalve molluscs.

In response to this announcement, Senator David Vitter decided to put forth a bill (S. 2752) to “ensure the sale and consumption of raw oysters” and to require the FDA to “conduct an education campaign regarding the risks associated with […]

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Wife-cheating sex addict David Vitter offered up a resolution last week that proves he has absolutely nothing to add to the health care reform conversation except noise.

The nonsense that is Senate Resolution 243 says that “upon the establishment of, or enactment of legislation creating, a public health care plan, Members of Congress shall lose access to the Federal Employees Health Benefits Plan and shall be required to enroll in the public plan.”

I wonder if the new public plan covers STD treatments? Or mental health coverage for spouses who have severe depression caused by being publicly humiliated […]

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Looking through active legislation of the past week, two things catch my eye: one from Ron Paul and one from David Vitter.

I think these two pieces of proposed legislation give some valuable insight into the two sides battling for control of the Republican party today.

There is the true pro-business, pro-free market, pro-personal liberty side of the Republican Party.

And then there are the retarded fuck-brains who mindlessly chant and cheer along with the latest trendy conservative fads.

Can you guess which legislator falls into which category?

Let me give you a hint:

David Vitter just proposed that […]

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David Vitter Fucked By Porn Star?

On February 12, 2009 By

It turns out I’m not the only one who hates homophobic, wife-cheating, prostitute-buying asshat David Vitter.

Adult video fans hate him too. Which explains why they are rallying behind porn star and potential Louisiana Senate candidate Stormy Daniels.

Let me know if there is anything I can do to help, kids.

In the mean time I find myself compelled to focus on the humor surrounding the porn star-vs-sex-addict senate race. Specifically the humor found in the press releases and press coverage.

For example, The Daily Beast reports that Stormy’s campaign slogan is: “Stormy Daniels, screwing people honestly!”


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Dear Senator Vitter,

During summer break I suggest you find a 9th grade Government summer school class to attend. You know- the one where they teach you about the different branches of our government and what they do.

You seem to have forgotten that the Supreme court is the guardian and interpreter of the Constitution- not the Senate.

And when the Supreme Court rules on something really important like, say, the death penalty, well maybe you should trust that the justices are a little smarter than you and know a little more about the constitution.

Hell, it seems to me […]

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Sen. David Vitter ( of D.C. Madam phone list fame ) pulled the $100K he was trying to give to a religious group to develop a plan for science-based education in his Louisiana.


Madam President, I rise
today to discuss a project I sponsored
in the fiscal year 2008 Labor, Health,
Human Services and Education appropriations
bill. The project, which would
develop a plan to promote better
science-based education in Ouachita
Parish by the Louisiana Family
Forum, has raised concerns among
some that its intention […]

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I honestly don’t know if Josh Mandel thinks women are too stupid to decide what to do with their own bodies, or if he’s just siding with these extremist because he heard it would help get him elected to the Senate. What I do know is this: when it’s comes to women’s rights, Senator Sherrod Brown beats Josh Mandel hands down.

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According to this list from FirstRead, Republicans are leading Dems nearly 2.5 to 1 in sex scandals. Here’s the list:

1998 : Democrat Bill Clinton
1998 : Republican Bob Livingston
2001 : Republican Gary Condit
2002 : Republican Rudy Giuliani
2004 : Democrat Jim McGreevey
2005 : Republican James West
2006 : Republican Don Sherwood
2006 : Republican Mark Foley
2007 : Democrat Antonio Villaraigosa
2007 : Democrat Gavin Newsom
2007 : Republican David Vitter
2007 : Republican Larry Craig
2008 : Democrat Eliot Spitzer
2008 […]

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