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Christofascists

President Obama recently announced that he plans to change some crappy Bush-era policies allowing doctors and pharmacists to refuse care to female patients who need contraceptives or want to terminate their unwanted pregnancies.

Anti-choice nutjobs are, of course, pissed off. But this time they are taking a new approach. Instead of their normal accusations that The President supports killing babies, they are accusing him of giving women breast cancer. Seriously.

According to Karen Malec, president of the Coalition on Abortion/Breast Cancer (and noted wingnut):

Basic medical texts acknowledge that women can help prevent breast cancer by having more children, starting at a younger age, and breastfeeding them longer. The woman who chooses not to have a baby (i.e. abortion), therefore, has a higher breast cancer risk than the one who has a baby. Additionally, the World Health Organization classified combined (estrogen + progestin) hormonal contraceptives as Group 1 carcinogens in 2006. Why aren’t women being told**?

Instead, the government is physically abusing women through its determined pursuit of an antiquated population control policy. The Obama Administration is sacrificing scientific integrity and women’s health in order to pursue an ideological agenda.

A half-century of research shows that abortion further increases risk by leaving the mother’s breasts with more places for cancers to start.

I suggest Karen spend ten minutes talking to a group of sexually active teenage girls. I have a feeling she would … uh… you know… like… totally change her mind.

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The next RNC chairman will be elected tomorrow and I really, really, really hope it’s Ken Blackwell.

According to Ken he deserves to be chairman because “he has more than 4,000 friends on Facebook and owns seven guns.”

Well hot damn, that’s good enough for me.

He also has the endorsement of every religious extremist in the party and a win for Blackwell will almost guarantee years of internal strife for the Republicans as they move further to the right and further away from the average voter.

Best of luck Mr. Blackwell! We’re all rooting for you.

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A group of Christian leaders recently put together a document called “An Evangelical Manifesto” in which they condemn Christians on the right (and left) for using faith to push their own personal, political agendas.

People like Phil Burress, Richard Land and James Dobson – the worst offenders of politicizing faith – were not invited to participate in the process.

Funny thing happened today though. The Florida Baptist Witness published an opinion piece written by Land called Why I am not signing the ‘Evangelical Manifesto’ in which he claims:

As I grow more mature in years I am more and more aware of just how wise Billy Graham’s policy is of never signing statements you haven’t written yourself.

Really Dick? That’s your excuse?

I’m pretty sure it’s because they never asked you to sign it because you are a fucking christofascist tool.

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Hearings on Senate Bill 305 start tomorrow.

The goal of the bill is to prevent discriminatory practices on the basis of “sexual orientation”.

Besides the normal cast of characters coming out for and against this bill- we also have, for the first time I can remember, the business community getting involved.

Big Ohio companies like Cardinal Health, Cleveland Clinic and Nationwide Insurance are finally doing the right thing by publicly supporting this legislation

Unfair practices are bad for business and bad for Ohio’s economy. Top Ohio employers like Nationwide Insurance say that Ohio’s intolerance harms their ability to attract and keep a skilled, creative workforce.

I love to see issues like this that drive a wedge between the angry, christofacist, social-conservatives and the pro-business wing of the GOP.

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Tony Perkins is pissed because someone decided to host a religious event without inviting him. Boo hoo.

CNN’s “Compassion Forum”, held this past Sunday, allowed both Democratic candidates to answer questions about their faith that, thankfully, didn’t come from Christofascist asshats like Perkins.

As a result, the forum focused on issues that real Christians should care about. Things like poverty, human rights and the worldwide AIDS crisis.

According to Perkins, these are not the issues closest to Christians’ hearts.

Instead, Tony claims that: “our priority as Christians should be as those of the Founding Fathers; protect the sanctity of human life, preserve marriage, and defend religious liberty.”

In other words: take away reproductive rights from women, prevent gay people from getting married, and prevent hate crimes legislation and equal rights laws that protect americans based on their sexual orientation.

Listen up, shitbird! None of these things was mentioned by our founding founders.

And, for that matter, none of them was mentioned by Jesus either.

Poverty and Human Rights, however, were.

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With Easter quickly approaching, I was really starting to expect some ‘War on Easter’ articles and posts from the bible-thumping right. It’s pretty pretty quiet though. Until today.

That’s when I came across this article in the Christian-themed Citizen USA newspaper about that dangerous false prophet: The Easter Bunny.

In it the author warns us to keep ‘fanciful characters’ like the Easter Bunny far away from our children because such characters ‘threaten their faith in the true and living God.’

The problem is: kids, like all people, want to believe in stuff. And it’s dangerous to let them believe in imaginary stuff like a big rabbit that brings gifts because then they might not want to believe in stuff like an all-powerful, omniscient, yet invisible God who listens to the prayers of every single person on Earth.

According to the author:

Man has always had a desire to worship because God has made evidence of Himself apparent to all. However, man has also always had the temptation to make God into an image that was comfortable to him.

In this case- I guess ‘man’ is more comfortable taking his children to the mall to be photographed with a big, fuzzy bunny instead of, say, a guy dressed as the rotting corpse of Jesus just risen from the grave.

Unfortunately, I don’t think she really makes a convincing argument or offers us any alternatives.

Might I suggest fear? It’s worked for the Catholic church for years.

For example, casting the fuzzy little hare as a a demonic beast- as the antichrist who is here to win over Jesus’ followers and destroy the world. Now THAT’S pretty scary! (you could also make him gay, if that helps)

I’m sure there are plenty of passages in the Bible you could use, but I always prefer the good old guilt-through-anagram method.

It’s easy for Santa because the obvious anagram for his name is Satan.

Anagrams for ‘the Easter Bunny’ are a little less obvious- but just as scary and evil…

Betray Thee Nuns – a message to kids to ignore the teachings of religious leaders.
Stab The Eery Nun – the beast wants kids to stab Nuns! Especially the old, scary ones.
Turbans Teeny He – a reference to the islamic nature of this false rodent profit.

And for ‘Peter Cottontail’…

Recant Polite Tot – a call to children to disavow their belief in Jesus.
Latte Protection – the evil rabbit promises protection for latte-drinking liberals.
Rectal Inept Toot – not sure exactly, but obviously something gay and immoral.
Taco Entitle Port – the furry beast urges amnesty for illegal immigrants.

In short, if you want your small children to learn to worship your god- then you need to either hide everything from them (homeschooling anyone?) or make them fear everything else!

Pick your poison, people.

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I wish I was making this up. I’m not. This is a hate email the author of a vegan blog received.

You people are going to ruin your little daughter and make her burn in hell like the two of you. You think you are clever and so does the devil. Only God has the answer for you. God or G. Bush.

Apparently being vegan is against God. Oh, and God and Dubya are indistinguishable.

Wow.

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Creationist museum auctioning mastodon skull

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On of the guys who bleats loudest about the “War on Christmas” (other than Bill-O, of course) is Bill Donahue of the Catholic League. He’s now criticizing Huck for injecting too much religion into politics, specifically about his latest television advert.

Donahue, the president of the Catholic League and an ardent defender of Christmas in what he believes is a secular “war” against the holiday, told hosts of the Fox and Friends morning program that the ad had gone too far.

“The whole idea is to give the appearance of a cross,” he said, “and this is just injecting religion into politics even too far for guys like me.”

Asked if the ad was “too much,” Donahue said it was.

“Because there’s a pattern here,” he added. “Every other word out of [Huckabee's] mouth is that ‘I’m Christian.’ He’s calling into question Romney’s Mormonism…let people talk about there faith, but don’t sell it on your sleeve.”

Added Donahue, “Yeah, I believe in freedom of speech and freedom of religion, but don’t become a salesman. Don’t hawk it like that on the street.”

The Catholic League president suggested that Huckabee was relying on his faith too heavily as a campaign tactic.

“If it was just the Christmas ad, I wouldn’t have one complaint about it,” he said. “But when you juxtapose that with all these other kinds of things, there’s a subliminal message there, and it’s all done intentionally…what he’s trying to say to the evangelicals in Western Iowa is ‘I’m the real thing.’”

“You know what?” concluded Donahue. “Sell yourself on your issues, not on what your religion is.”

Maybe Romney’s attempts to draw parallels to JFK switched on a little light in Donahue’s head that made him realize that an evangelical Christianist nation isn’t necessarily good for Catholics. After all, it was only 50 years ago that Kennedy had to defend his right to run for President as a Catholic. Now if he could just wrap his head around the fact that there are a lot of non-Christians in this country too, he’d understand where the “secular left” is coming from.

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Will pigs fly next?

Okay, I have to quickly say that I live in Virginia and our Democratic party had a great night last night – we took back control of the state senate, again emphasizing that Virginia is not really a “red” state.

Back to the subject of this post…seriously, Pat Robertson is endorsing Rudy Guiliani? What happened to all his “preaching” against gay marriage, abortion rights, etc.? Looks to me as though the thought of Hillary Clinton as president is making Robertson crazy. I guess he’s looking anywhere for someone who might be able to beat her (I’m not sure Rudy is the man for the job, but let him try.).

In Guiliani, he will find someone who will be happy to keep the march towards a police state going, but I don’t think Robertson will get the theocracy he desires.

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Well, anything that impugns on the separation of church and state infringes on freedom of religion, so it’s not exactly like this is a new thing for these guys. But this is pretty blatant. Prisons Purging Books on Faith From Libraries:

Behind the walls of federal prisons nationwide, chaplains have been quietly carrying out a systematic purge of religious books and materials that were once available to prisoners in chapel libraries.

The chaplains were directed by the Bureau of Prisons to clear the shelves of any books, tapes, CDs and videos that are not on a list of approved resources. In some prisons, the chaplains have recently dismantled libraries that had thousands of texts collected over decades, bought by the prisons, or donated by churches and religious groups.

So why the purge of religious texts? Pearl-clutching about “islamofascists”, of course. Funny, I can’t remember a single one of these guys being cultivated in the American prison system.

Traci Billingsley, a spokeswoman for the Bureau of Prisons, said the agency was acting in response to a 2004 report by the Office of the Inspector General in the Justice Department. The report recommended steps that prisons should take, in light of the Sept. 11 attacks, to avoid becoming recruiting grounds for militant Islamic and other religious groups. The bureau, an agency of the Justice Department, defended its effort, which it calls the Standardized Chapel Library Project, as a way of barring access to materials that could, in its words, “discriminate, disparage, advocate violence or radicalize.”

Ms. Billingsley said, “We really wanted consistently available information for all religious groups to assure reliable teachings as determined by reliable subject experts.”

But prison chaplains, and groups that minister to prisoners, say that an administration that put stock in religion-based approaches to social problems has effectively blocked prisoners’ access to religious and spiritual materials — all in the name of preventing terrorism.

“It’s swatting a fly with a sledgehammer,” said Mark Earley, president of Prison Fellowship, a Christian group. “There’s no need to get rid of literally hundreds of thousands of books that are fine simply because you have a problem with an isolated book or piece of literature that presents extremism.”

Unsurprisingly, limiting the list to 150 books for each religion means that even “acceptable” Western Christianity is being restricted.

Timothy Larsen, who holds the Carolyn and Fred McManis Chair of Christian Thought at Wheaton College, an evangelical school, looked over lists for “Other Christian” and “General Spirituality.”

“There are some well-chosen things in here,” Professor Larsen said. “I’m particularly glad that Dietrich Bonhoeffer is there. If I was in prison I would want to read Dietrich Bonhoeffer.” But he continued, “There’s a lot about it that’s weird.” The lists “show a bias toward evangelical popularism and Calvinism,” he said, and lacked materials from early church fathers, liberal theologians and major Protestant denominations.

The Rev. Richard P. McBrien, professor of theology at the University of Notre Dame (who edited “The HarperCollins Encyclopedia of Catholicism,” which did make the list), said the Catholic list had some glaring omissions, few spiritual classics and many authors he had never heard of.

“I would be completely sympathetic with Catholic chaplains in federal prisons if they’re complaining that this list is inhibiting,” he said, “because I know they have useful books that are not on this list.”

Wow. Who ever would have thought that this government would suppress liberal Christianity and attempt to forcibly spread conservative evangelical Christianity. I suspect the Calvinism favored is of the Christian Reconstructionism variety.

Perhaps the best summary comes from a UofM law prof.

“Government does have a legitimate interest to screen out things that tend to incite violence in prisons,” Mr. Laycock said. “But once they say, ‘We’re going to pick 150 good books for your religion, and that’s all you get,’ the criteria has become more than just inciting violence. They’re picking out what is accessible religious teaching for prisoners, and the government can’t do that without a compelling justification.”

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God’s Warriors

by Brian on August 22, 2007 · Comments

Last night, CNN debuted part one of “God’s Warriors”, a three-part series looking at people of the three Mosaic faiths (Judaism, Christianity, and Islam) who feel they are God’s Warriors. Last night was Judaism, tonight (9PM) Islam, and tomorrow (also 9PM) Christianity.

Here’s an example of the “God Warrior” concept found on GodTube.

And a preview from CNN.

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First it’s comedic genius Alec Baldwin’s ugly divorce proceedings (and it’s ugly fallout with his daughter), now it’s Born-Again Stephen “BioDome” Baldwin’s unfortunate involvement in turning the Iraq War into millennialist proselytizing.

Baldwin became a right-wing, born-again Christian after the 9/11 attacks, and now is the star of Operation Straight Up (OSU), an evangelical entertainment troupe that actively proselytizes among active-duty members of the US military. As an official arm of the Defense Department’s America Supports You program, OSU plans to mail copies of the controversial apocalyptic video game, Left Behind: Eternal Forces to soldiers serving in Iraq. OSU is also scheduled to embark on a “Military Crusade in Iraq” in the near future.

“We feel the forces of heaven have encouraged us to perform multiple crusades that will sweep through this war torn region,” OSU declares on its website about its planned trip to Iraq. “We’ll hold the only religious crusade of its size in the dangerous land of Iraq.”

You probably don’t remember him, but Mikey Weinstein first shone a light on fundamentalism in the military at the Air Force Academy. He’s got something to say about this too.

“The constitution has been assaulted and brutalized,” Mikey Weinstein, former Reagan Administration White House counsel, ex-Air Force judge advocate (JAG), and founder of the Military Religious Freedom Foundation, told me. “Thanks to the influence of extreme Christian fundamentalism, the wall separating church and state is nothing but smoke and debris. And OSU is the IED that exploded the wall separating church and state in the Pentagon and throughout our military.” Weinstein continued: “The fact that they would even consider taking their crusade to a Muslim country shows the threat to our national security and to the constitution and everyone that loves it.”

Go read the rest of Blumenthal’s article. It’s informative.

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Man, I love Christianists. Those guys know how to have a good time.

On criticism of the books from Christians in Britain and the United States:

“I had one letter from a vicar in England — this is the difference — saying would I please not put Christmas trees at Hogwarts as it was clearly a pagan society. Meanwhile, I’m having death threats when I’m on tour in America.”

That’s JK Rowling, Harry Potter author. That’s right – she gets death threats here in America. I wonder who else might issue death threats to authors they don’t like?

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You will love this one. That headline is an actual quote from an Odessa, Texas school official crowing in an email about using curriculum which clearly violates the First Amendment. Shannon Baker, the ECISD director of curriculum and instruction sent out an email after a 4-2 vote approving the curriculum:

YES, WE ARE USING NCBCPS : ) : ) : ) ! HA! Take that you dang heathens!

Now, let’s just put aside the utter irony of that statement. No, scratch that. I love irony. Shannon is calling those who would protect education and teach science heathens, while defending the snake charmers and the dinosaur riders? Can’t get away from that irony.

You can, however, help. Join PFAW in their fight to protect the separation of church and state. Do not let the heathens win! This is not an isolated incident.

(ht Ed Brayton at scienceblogs.com)

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