After reading my live blog of the Kasich-PalinTaylor press conference today where I noticed ads by employers looking to hire Ohioans popped up every time one of them said jobs, a fan of the site sent me this even better screen capture:
I bet Ohio GOP Chairman Kevin DeWine clicked it to see if it applies to political marriages.
After years of getting free public education and, most likely, ripping off the American health care system for tons of cash- the son of illegal Mexican immigrants just won a gold medal in wrestling for the US.
I say we arrest him and his seven siblings – along with their dead beat illegal immigrant mother – and send them back to Mexico where they belong.
We’ll keep the gold medal to help pay for some of that lost stolen education and healthcare money.
Please note: Before anyone loses their mind and claims I’m being sexist or misogynist, please know the intent behind the cartoon is simply this: Barack will be our nominee and not Hillary. It is not intended to imply that all women must serve their husbands pop-tarts in the morning. Nor is it intended to imply that all women wear silly hair rollers. Nor is it meant to imply that Hillary is barefoot in this cartoon but you just can’t see her feet. Etc., etc.
Holy hell. Last night’s interview on A Daily Show was awesome. Jonah Goldberg came on to promote his – if reviews from all sides of the spectrum are to be believed – complete trainwreck of a book, Liberal Fascism. Well, the interview managed to maintain the crazy. (And yes – that’s a smiley face with a Hitler-stache.)
An Auburn football player was bitten by a police dog last weekend during a game. The announcers think the officer might have been an Alabama fan, but my suspicion is that the dog mistook the defensive back for Michael Vick.
Police have lost red-light cameras to traffic accidents but never to gun play. “This is the first one that’s been shot,” Capt. Gordon Catlett said of the wounded camera at the intersection of Broadway Avenue and Interstate 640 — one of 15 camera-equipped intersections in the city.
Clifford E. Clark, 47, was charged with felony vandalism and reckless endangerment for allegedly firing at least three rounds from a .30-06 hunting rifle at the camera, knocking it out of action.
Anger management issues, dude? At any rate, not the most appropriate use of a firearm. Red light cameras kinda suck, but I’m not sure this qualifies as something that rises to the level of requiring armed insurrection.
In a rare and fictional midnight ceremony, Jeff Coryell was anointed with the coveted green Hickmania jacket for protecting the integrity of the Ohio blogosphere by banning disruptive commenter and wannabe blogger David B. Hickman Jr.
Russell Hughlock, one of the original spurned by said David Hickman was on hand to award the latest “H” emblazoned green jacket to Coryell. Hughlock and Coryell were both unavailable for comment at blogtime.
Past jacket winners
Tim Russo – Democracy Guy and BuckeyePolitics (aka pervertMonsterBoy)
Eric Vessels – Plunderbund (aka PlunderDUMB, aka High Plains Drifter, aka Buddha belly boy, aka…)
Jill Miller Zimon – WritesLikeSheTalks (aka PepperPike Soccer Mommy)
George Nemeth – Brewed Fresh Daily (aka sushi boy)
Jeff Hess – HaveCoffeeWillWrite (aka associationBYguilt)
Brian Rothenberg (aka Mr. Moneybags Tie Wearing PseduoProgressiveLOL)
Dave Harding (aka Sellout Jr.)
Lorraine Bieber (aka purtygrlNiceLOL)
Honorary Members of the Hickmania Society
Bryan Clark (aka big boi)
Peter Koltak (aka 2010Buckeye, aka UABoy)
Todd Hoffman (aka LieandEarn)
Anthony Fossaceca (aka MeetupSchmeetup)
Susan Meara (aka LowFormPoliHackLOL)
Veronica Johnson (aka LowFormPoliHackv2LOL)
Marian Harris (aka DFASchmeeFA)
Scott Nunnery (aka FuckScott)
Karen Gasper (aka FuckKarenToo)
Ambercat (aka uh…)
Joseph at Plunderbund (aka PlunderMonkey Junkie)
Keith – Bad American (aka pending)
Honorable Mention
Cindy Zawadzki – Once banned Dave, but has since been learning the fine art of Hickmania redaction
Use comments for updates/corrections – we should all strive to keep the society policed and the public at large informed of the dangers to the blogosphere.
Update: It has come to my attention that there were some oversights here. For one, both Brian, Dave, and Lorraine all get jackets because PO has indeed banned Dave. Jeff Hess is also a jacket holder having claimed banishment from not one, but TWO blogs. Ambercat has been added as an honorary member by her willingness to do so in the comments. Corrections duly noted.