Sometime, parody and fact is hard to distinguish. Absent the MoveOn.Org disclaimer at the end, and I’d almost think this could be an actual Boehner campaign ad.
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From the category archives:
Parody
In a rare and fictional midnight ceremony, Jeff Coryell was anointed with the coveted green Hickmania™ jacket for protecting the integrity of the Ohio blogosphere by banning disruptive commenter and wannabe blogger David B. Hickman Jr.
Russell Hughlock, one of the original spurned by said David Hickman was on hand to award the latest “H” emblazoned green jacket to Coryell. Hughlock and Coryell were both unavailable for comment at blogtime.
Past jacket winners
- Tim Russo – Democracy Guy and BuckeyePolitics (aka pervertMonsterBoy)
- Eric Vessels – Plunderbund (aka PlunderDUMB, aka High Plains Drifter, aka Buddha belly boy, aka…)
- Scott Piepho – Pho’s Akron Pages (aka MommyDaddy)
- Jerid Kurtz – BuckeyeStateBlog (aka fratboy, aka BSblogger, aka grabass, aka bashNban, aka…)
- Jason Haas – Psychobilly Democrat (aka redhorse)
- Jill Miller Zimon – WritesLikeSheTalks (aka PepperPike Soccer Mommy)
- George Nemeth – Brewed Fresh Daily (aka sushi boy)
- Jeff Hess – HaveCoffeeWillWrite (aka associationBYguilt)
- Brian Rothenberg (aka Mr. Moneybags Tie Wearing PseduoProgressiveLOL)
- Dave Harding (aka Sellout Jr.)
- Lorraine Bieber (aka purtygrlNiceLOL)
Honorary Members of the Hickmania Society
- Bryan Clark (aka big boi)
- Peter Koltak (aka 2010Buckeye, aka UABoy)
- Todd Hoffman (aka LieandEarn)
- Anthony Fossaceca (aka MeetupSchmeetup)
- Susan Meara (aka LowFormPoliHackLOL)
- Veronica Johnson (aka LowFormPoliHackv2LOL)
- Marian Harris (aka DFASchmeeFA)
- Scott Nunnery (aka FuckScott)
- Karen Gasper (aka FuckKarenToo)
- Ambercat (aka uh…)
- Joseph at Plunderbund (aka PlunderMonkey Junkie)
- Keith – Bad American (aka pending)
Honorable Mention
- Cindy Zawadzki – Once banned Dave, but has since been learning the fine art of Hickmania redaction
Use comments for updates/corrections – we should all strive to keep the society policed and the public at large informed of the dangers to the blogosphere.
Update: It has come to my attention that there were some oversights here. For one, both Brian, Dave, and Lorraine all get jackets because PO has indeed banned Dave. Jeff Hess is also a jacket holder having claimed banishment from not one, but TWO blogs. Ambercat has been added as an honorary member by her willingness to do so in the comments. Corrections duly noted.
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Not content with a highly successful book and subsequent tour, our own Dave Hickman has decided to branch out and star in films. His first creation, which appears to be a hit, is “Night of the Living Democrats”. NOLD is a riveting film which tells the story of zombie Dems coming to get Dave and his mistress one dark and dreary night. You can check out the trailer below:
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Unbelievable. First the PeeDee and now THIS! Jerid has the details on how the Columbus Dispatch is sitting on a massive story that would bring the Republican Summer of Love to a shattering climax. It seems Bill Todd is rumored to be suffering from an incurable case of Dendrophilia. What’s that you might ask? Well…um. It’s kinda hard to explain. I’ll just blurt it out: Mr. Todd is allegedly a tree fucker.
I hope Mr. Todd will seek immediate treatment if this story is true. I can understand why the Dispatch does not want to print such a story. It would send shockwaves through political and arborist circles alike…and might just cost him the mayoral race that some idiot wingnuts think is close! I hear there are “sources” on this one, so don’t laugh too hard.
In the interest of an informed public, I give you the following PSA:
WARNING: The following video may not be suitable for certain audiences. If you have a very poor sense of humor, are offended easily, eschew profanity, or would not like to view simulated sex acts with trees, you should not hit play below! [You've been warned. No whining]
OK, now you can laugh hard!
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Wow. PB readers are all over Dave Hickman lately. This time with news of a rumored book he has written and subsequent book tour. The rumor is that Dave will be promoting his book at Bloggapalooza. The book is entitled: “Beating Ohio Blogs Bare – My Erotic Journey from Cleveland to Columbus”. You can see the cover by clicking the thumbnail.
I’m told this has been a labor of love and that Dave was actually able to learn how to hit the return key. The publisher is reported to have had some problem with him staying on topic, but the book did finally get done. Congratulations Dave!
Look for it in recycling centers near your. Get a copy today. You never know when you might need kindling.
(Curious tattoo he’s sporting there. Wonder what that is?)
Related: Late Night PB Theatre: Hickmania!
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LMAO. A reader sent me this one. Couldn’t pass it up really. A band out of PA called Pelvic Fury has a YouTube site under the name Hickmania. They explain what that means:
HICKMANIA – adj. – (hyk-mane-e-a): Anything about or dealing with insanity. i.e. – random acts of senseless crazy.
See also; Mission, crack-head, drunk, funny.
Now, obviously this is not our own Dave. However, I give you Hickmania:
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No, not really, but kinda:
For those not in Ohio, viewing the real Kevin Kurgis ad might help.
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An adjunct to the normal, funny, non-political YouTube Tuesday (coming shortly), we present The Godfather…
Comey testifies before the Senate Judiciary Committee. Part I…
Part II…
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