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Now that small government conservative Republicanism has returned to Ohio, what better way to celebrate than, you know, take a job in state government! And we all have our favorite lifelong suckling of the government teat, homeland security consultant and former Kasich staffer Jon Keeling. Word on the street is that returning to Ohio to clamp his lips onto the Ohio taxpayer’s flacid nipple is so important to Keeling, he’s already made this picture the screen saver on his government paid for cell phone.
So we’re taking nominations for the inevitable landing of Jon Keeling into Ohio state [...]
Full Story... →The day after the election I was perusing Twitter in a “hate to look” sort of way when I saw something about a mob scene or some such down at ODP. Complete with Twitpics of lots of people in front of the old ODP offices (now Franklin County Dems). The right was losing their minds claiming ODP wasn’t paying canvassers and a riot was about to break out.
Of course our buddy DJWorcestershire was all over the case tweeting this and that about how the GOP didn’t pay canvassers and telling the media to get down there [...]
Full Story... →In other news, former Kasich staffer, homeland security consultant, and lifelong suckling of the government teat, Jon Keeling, will still be that tomorrow.
Full Story... →…former Kasich staffer, Carpetblogging homeland security consultant, and lifelong suckling of the government teat, Jon Keeling, who was seen among the Republican thug contingent at the Teamsters hall in Columbus, which apparently thought it was funny to make a bunch of noise about sex and drugs while Bill Clinton was speaking. Mature! BSB blogger Nick D is in the foreground on the case, observing Keeling’s maturity.
Full Story... →When your candidate goes from a presumed double digit lead to a dead heat the week before the election, the pollster probably has some explaining to do. Word on the street is that chief pollster Ed Goeas has been in a running battle with Kasich staff to stop reading the blogs. Former Kasich staffer, homeland security consultant, and lifelong suckling of the government teat, Jon Keeling hasn’t been helping.
Kasich staff hit refresh on Keeling’s sycophantic Kasich slurping blog all day long, waiting for the latest end zone victory dance telling them they’re gonna win, yay. But [...]
Full Story... →One of the cool things about living in Cleveland during an election cycle is that you get to see every ad for statewide candidates that anyone ever runs. People poo-poo on Cuyahoga centric thinking among Ohio Dems, which is fair, but just turn on the TV in prime time and that’ll tell you how important this nook of Ohio is to candidates. Kasich and Ted are throwing haymakers on the air. Likely the most competitive gubernatorial ad war since 1998 (we all know who lost that one, don’t we).
I don’t see a problem with any of the ads except [...]
Full Story... →Former John Kasich staffer, Homeland Security consultant, and lifelong suckling of the government teat, Jon Keeling, is at his “best” (by which I mean most hilariously shilling pimptastic) when he’s spinning polls. Well, polling in the last 24 hours has made Jon Keeling less interested in polls. So now he’s counting Youtube view counts. Enthusiasm!
Does anyone know why this guy, who ain’t even in Ohio, is going to such absurd lengths of John Kasich fellatio just to leave this pathetic internet trail of stupidity that will follow him everywhere he goes? I’m hearing stuff. Fun stuff. Right up [...]
Full Story... →Former John Kasich staffer, Homeland Security consultant, and lifelong suckling of the government teat, Jon Keeling, has proven every single day of his John Kasich inspired blowhard blogging career that he is, in fact, a clueless shill. Modern does a fine job pointing that out. When Kasich loses, Keeling will probably never blog again, and retire to begging his government funded employers for ever more taxpayer money to fund the very personal hypocritical hour by hour contradiction that is his “career”. But I digress.
Yesterday, Keeling pretended to know Cuyahoga County, which is what he does on all matters [...]
Full Story... →Jon Keeling is really starting to lose his mind. Today, he claimed, with no evidence, that the Strickland campaign just flat out “made up” an internal poll showing them behind by three points in order to have something to say about yesterday’s Quinnipiac. It’s, of course, totally untrue.
Jai Chabria, a Kasich campaign worker, and the “other man” in Kasich’s “two-man” Columbus Lehman Brothers office, also tweeted that the poll was a complete fiction.
The only problem with this theory is that Matt Naugle wrote about an internal Democratic poll showing [...]
Full Story... →John Kasich is a piece of work. He signs the Americans for Tax Reforms’ pledge not to “raise any taxes.” Jon Keeling tries to parce Governor Strickland’s comments to the Columbus Dispatch and says it means that, unlike Kasich, Strickland refuses to take possible tax increases off the table to balance Ohio’s next budget (which ended in the black this year.)
Perhaps Keeling should have read the rest of the article. Because if he had, he would have seen a statement that shows Kasich has an exception to his “no new taxes” pledge that swallows the [...]
Full Story... →If Jon Keeling didn’t have a record of getting the Ohio media to incorporate his B.S. narratives so much in their reporting, I wouldn’t bother. But Keeling (and by extension, the Kasich campaign) is trying to spread a rumor that the Democratic Governor’s Association is pulling out of Ohio.
But it’s not true, as I have confirmed it with the DGA. But beyond that, just last week, the DGA filed a complaint against Fox News with the Ohio Elections Commission concerning their free advertisement of John Kasich’s campaign and assistance in on-air campaign fundraising. This week, they’ve got [...]
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